Your Website Sucks
Fix it in 72 hours

Most sites bleed users and waste money.

I’ll show you why — and give you fixes you can use right away.

$149.99 $199.99

Why You Can Trust Me:

How It Works:

  1. Book your assessment by filling in a short form so I know what to look at (I use Stripe for payment processing).

  2. I dissect your website, identifying friction points and usability nightmares.

  3. You receive a PDF within 72 hours - complete with actionable fixes, annotated screenshots, and some additional guidance
    (e.g.: Accessibility, Usability, etc.).

What You Get:

  • Fixes targeted to your site.

  • Annotated screenshots with unbiased honest commentary.

  • Additional guidance to apply everywhere.

Your Website Sucks
$149.99 $199.99

Stop hiding behind buzzwords and excuses. Right now your website might be losing users, confusing customers, and quietly killing your revenue. Most people won’t tell you what’s really wrong. I will.

Limited-time sale: $149 (regular price $199*)

Here’s what you get in 72 hours:

  • Fixes you can apply right away to improve usability and conversion

  • Annotated screenshots with blunt, honest commentary

  • A guiding principle you can use across your entire product

This is not a polite critique. It’s a clear and direct report shaped by years of design work for start-ups and government, and the lessons I wrote about in my book Tricking Users: Dark Patterns in User Interface Design.

Your users already know the problems. Isn’t it time you saw them too?

*Sale ends 19.09.2025